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Eating meat kicks ass
Don’t get me wrong, I fucking love animals…. with the right seasoning. Enjoy a picture of a stupid animal being eaten. I was chilling in IRC eating dry roasted BBQ crickets, when some fuckface vegan started calling me a murderer. “Meat is genocide” they kept saying, over and over again, for weeks. Let’s have a…
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Computers are too easy
Computers are too easy to use. I think Steve Jobs and Bill Gates did disservice to the computer industry. Some people are saying I’m wrong and that it’s Apple and Microsoft that made computers what they are today. I say they are wrong. Apple and Microsoft may be putting out these innovative solutions but they…
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The First Douche Awards
Welcome to 2024 The Douche Awards are a celebration of the biggest douche, usually awarded to a person or an organization. I’m going to present this award whenever I feel it is appropriate and I’ll try to do so every month. What is a douche? Well, I’m not giving awards that have to do with…
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Linux Boomers
I’m going to start this article off by saying that you don’t have to be born in the boomer generation to be a boomer. You can be a boomer by acting like one. Hate new stuff? boomer. Run a desktop from the naughties? Boomer. That’s right fuckface. Linux Boomers are people who act like boomers…
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Shocking Truth Exposed: The Dark Underbelly of Techrights – Unveiling Its Secret Far-right Ties and Hate-Filled Agenda
The first fucking thing you might say about this is “No shit, fuckface, Techrights has hated Microsoft forever” and that’s the truth. But it goes much deeper than this. They don’t just hate Microsoft and other corporations that have monopolies. It might be a little inaccurate to label the site “Nazi” too when it’s really…
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Dealing with Transphobia
I see a lot of fucking hate aimed at the transgender community by assholes and shitheads. And sometimes these shitheads make a video of a trans person freaking out. Don’t freak out. You don’t want to be put on blast by fascists. I have a better solution. “Hello Sir, how can I help you?” says…
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Swearing is cruise control for cool, shithead
That’s right, fuckface! “uuuououououo thats offensive!” Fuck off. There is nothing fucking wrong with using “bad words” and in fact, they add some god damned emphasis and make your use of language so much more badass. The best music and movies are full of profanity. Rap music is cool as shit! Can you imagine if…
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Richard Stallman loves Eugenics
I was reading some nonsense from the fuckfaces over at the Stallman Support website. They attempt to apologize for Stallman’s shitty behavior by explaining away why he is such a fucking monster. Just take a second to read this bullshit., dipshit First paragraph: abort fetuses that have Down’s syndrome This is fucking eugenics bruh, plain…